Words that set off my fits...

There are some words that kick off my rants against government. I've promised to provide a list of these words, in order that those who are tired of my rants may, with careful avoidance, prevent these rants as much as possible. Basically, I am sensitized to these words, and the mere mention (even when not directed at me) causes me to twitch and foam at the mouth. These words are:

Government

Taxes

Police

Law Enforcement

"War on Drugs"

"War on Terror"

Lawyer

Attorney

Court

Judge

Public School

[Any of the legion of alphabet soup govgoon agencies, such as DEA, FBI, BATFE, etc.]

Gun Control

Democrat

Republican

Green Party

Socialist

Communist

Liberal

Conservative

Constitution

Bill of Rights

[Any politician at the Federal level, with the one and only exception of Ron Paul--and I ain't too sure about him}

President

Senator

Congressman (I call 'em Congress Critters)

[Any Cabinet Department or Secretary'

Iraq

Afghanistan

Columbia

Venezuela

Iran-Contra

Axis of Evil

Coalition of the Willing

Draft

Conscription

[Any state or local level politician, with the possible exception of a few of the Libertarian ones--and not all of them]

Permit

Privilege

License


Well, now that I think of it, perhaps I just need to link to an English Dictionary site, and highlight the few words that ARE safe. I'll see what I can do.